sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo)

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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(Source: cophines)

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

(Source: wxnslow)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

directorshellhead:

oh god oh my god when u read a fic and ur 2ndhand embarrassment for a character is so all-consuming that you combust and turn to ash and float away on a breeze of apocalyptic shame

nobucky:

Thinking about Chris Evans like

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clint barton, a.k.a. hawkeye, became the greatest sharpshooter known to man.

(Source: jessciadrew)

(Source: pink-bullets)


800,992 plays

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

#b99

(Source: daily99)

sherlockholmes:

Never has a nation been so united. Diana’s crime will go unpunished and it is UNACCEPTABLE.

the saga continues: Diana left the competition before week five due to “illness”. Likely story. CONSPIRACY

sofiaauditores:

when youre at the video game store and someone buys a game you like

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(Source: phantonhives)

Notte Themes     ☾